Home Alone, Day 1: He tasks me...

So natch, the first day I'm in charge of the kids, Dork Lad decides he's going to do the Technicolor yawn. Barfing kid--always a crowd-pleaser. Meh.

Bouncing Lass (so named for her bionic spring-loaded legs) isn't being too bad so far, although I'd like to eat at some point. A superhero's gotta eat, right? Oh well. Not like I'm going to waste away to nothing...