The results are in...

Posted earlier today at my pal Genevieve's blog:

So, getting an official diagnosis of autism hasn't made everything as different as I thought it might. I guess I was a little surprised that my son was diagnosed as autistic rather than having Asperger's syndrome, but since there is a list of criteria that gets checked off, if you have enough checkmarks under the autism umbrella, that diagnosis trumps Asperger's.

The phrase "high-functioning" was mentioned a lot, though that wasn't much of a surprise, as Brody has taken recently to becoming a walking billboard, writing "www.thx.com" on his arm and filling up reams of paper with all his favorite words.

An official diagnosis, I suppose, not only gives us a starting point, but it will make getting assistance for him a little easier. I hope.

But in the big picture, not a lot has changed. After all, he's still my son. He still does all the goofy and amazing things he's always done. I think it's important not to lose sight of that.

My wife will likely roll her eyes so hard she will see into the past when I say this, but when I think about talking to my son sometimes, I'm reminded of the episode of Star Trek: The Next Generation where Captain Picard is on a planet with an alien captain who speaks in metaphor. So instead of things like "Darmok and Jalad at Tanagra," it's "She's gone and I'll never see her again," which is something he says when he's sad or overwhelmed. It's from an episode of Spongebob Squarepants.

I think this is hardest on my wife, because she has to deal with both of us. But even then, knowing the reason behind something makes it a little easier to understand. Of course, knowing why your husband is obsessed with old TV commercials and crappy movies probably doesn't help when it comes to you know, actually helping to take care of the kids, but she's pretty awesome.

So it's kind of an adventure for the whole family. We never know quite where the day will take us, and we don't know what TV show or movie Mr. Total Recall will use to convey a point (seriously, it's a little eerie watching him perform stuff he's seen only once. He gets the inflection down pat and everything), but underneath it all, he's a great kid, and I love watching him grow up.

Perhaps some day I'll join him.

Forgot to post the link here

Lots of stuff going on around the Dork Lair, but I wanted to make sure I posted the link to the guest post I wrote on my friend Genevieve's blog.

Dork Lad and I share some of the same um, super abilities, so I'm keen on learning how better to keep him using his powers for the benefit of mankind.

In other news, this afternoon I was hoisting him in the air (to practice flying, natch), and he asked, "Hey, what are you doing with me up in the air?"

"Helping you practice flying," I answered.

"Oh, like Superman and Batman and Robin?"

"Well, yeah, except Batman and Robin can't fly. What does Superman say before he takes off?"

(In his best Superman voice): "Up, up, and away!"

Between that and telling me he wanted us to buy a tambourine because he wanted to jump really high, he can be fun for a sidekick.

Baby + mobility = uh-oh

Well, I'm officially doomed.

Bouncing Lass has been manifesting a new super power lately -- creeping. And man alive, is she fast.

It's funny watching her try to play with Dork Lad and his trains. She looks like Godzilla doing the electric slide on downtown Tokyo. Especially when she tries to eat her brother.

"Dad, please help me move Ramona! It's no use!"

So I hold her, but she just breaks free to roam once again. She's an unstoppable force, like the Juggernaut.

Fortunately, she's using her powers for the good of mankind.

So far.

My fair Snoopy

I was informed today that Dork Lad was going around the house this afternoon, singing "London Bridge is Charlie Brown, Charlie Brown, Charlie Brown" before learning the true lyrics.

Honestly, I like his better. Catchy.

Pacing himself

While I was toiling away at work, Dork Lad was at home with Mrs. Dork Dad and Bouncing Lass. He was walking back and forth with a pensive look on his face.

"What are you doing?" my wife asked.

"I'm thinking like Daddy," he replied.

Yes, I have a tendency to pace while I'm thinking (it drives my wife nuts sometimes), but I didn't know he'd noticed.

That, he notices, but me calling his name 500 times mere inches away? Nothing.

So happy together

Well, Mrs. Dork Dad has returned from her trip, and the whole family got to spend a nice day together, which was nice. We all missed her, and she claims to have missed me as well.

I'm going to miss hanging out with the kids now that I'll be back at work, and I'll miss not having to commute every day, but until I hit the lottery, such is my lot in life.

Now hopefully I still remember how to do my job...

Home Alone, Day 4: The home stretch

Well, Mrs. Dork Dad gets back from her trip tomorrow, and huzzah, huzzah, I managed not to burn down the house or lose either of the kids to roving bands of gypsies or supervillains. On top of that, Bouncing Lass helped me vacuum (she hung out in the Baby Bjorn), and I got a load and a half of laundry done.

Of course, my wife does that and more while juggling various freelancing projects, but for me, it's still impressive.

So is remembering to shave both sides of my face before leaving the house, but hey, baby steps, right?

On top of that, I went to my first practice as an assistant coach. Yep, I've been tapped to help teach a group of Little League T-ballers. Technically, the coach does that, but I help out where I can.

So far, it's pretty fun. Probably even more so once the season starts and we play full games. While I didn't play a ton of baseball in my youth (short kids with glasses don't get much chance to shine), I like it.

Hopefully I'll fare better than Charlie Brown did with his team.